One post, I get 4 likes
It doesn’t even matter it was bad advice
Repost it twice so engagement spikes
Before I go live
(All I know)
My mind is a valuable thing
Watch my sales skits, check my marketing memes
Stop and click play, hear me teach you the way,
To get paid to be vague
(And close your deals)
Check the comments below
Link to my courses in my bio
Where I pass off what some other people know
If you follow my page, get a
(Discount code)
It’s got everything inside
And though it’s plagiarized
It sounds really smart
Originality – no way, not from me
That’s the enemy of the ones who
Try so hard to get so far
On LinkedIn, where it doesn’t really matter
If you fall and lose it all,
But you don’t post
It doesn’t even matter // Does it really even matter?
Verse 2:
Next post, gets 5 more likes,
It doesn’t even matter that no one replied
I keep up the grind, cause the grand design,
To stay top of mind and
(That’s pretty much it)
You wanna get ahead in B2B?
It’s not hard to be smart - just pretend to be
Make sure to brag about yourself and your company
Don’t be surprised I’ve
(Come so far)
Leads aren’t clueless anymore
They’ve got more information than 2004.
Not that I closed them back then
But I keep checking in here
(On LinkedIn)
I’ll post everything tonight
Cuz it’s 1:05, and I need a nap
Maybe in my dream, build a pyramid scheme,
For quarter 3, cause that’s when I’ll
Try so hard to get so far
On LinkedIn, where it doesn’t really matter
If you fall and lose it all,
But you don’t post
It doesn’t even matter // Does it really even matter?
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